Professor Feckless

Correspond with Professor Feckless. Writer, humorist, visionary, advisor, intuitive mutant.

Your letter personally answered on all subjects. Confidential.

PRESS RELEASE - Professor Feckless, formerly unpublished, unemployed, would-be starving artist/writer now corresponds with hundreds of people coast to coast from his outpost on the Coastal Mountains of the "Big Island" of Hawaii.
Housewives to corporate executives, young and old, people from virtually all walks of life have sought advice and inspiration from 'The Professor' who has (literally) changed the lives of people he has touched with his wit and wisdom.
Candid and frank, Professor Feckless will approach your query with profound insight and a light-hearted humanism that is entertaining, pertinent and elevating. All letters are personally answered, confidential, and are strictly non-denominational and a-political.

"Ann Landers move oven Professor Feckless has soul! His insight into the realities and foibles of modern Americana is uncanny. Uplifting and poignant. I can't wait for the movie."
Mel Bronski, Danbury, CT

"You are the ultimate Pen Pal and confidant - Thank you."
(formerly) Confused, Detroit, MI

"My only problem now is how to support my habit of writing to you so frequently."
Margaret P., N.Y., NY

"Your letter is hanging on the refrigerator door as a moment to moment reminder."
A.W., Reno, NV

Letters, such as the one you will receive, have lifted Professor Feckless to heights of national attention and acclaim.
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